All Hail Our New Cyborg Overlords!

If you will allow me for one moment...



This... this is why the British are always portrayed as the 'evil' geniuses and villains in every single film ever. Why would you even...? So the robot apocalypse will actually begin at Reading University, and not with Cyberdyne in the US or just anywhere in the teritorial boundaries of Japan.

... I wonder if our new cyborg neighbours will enjoy a nice cup of tea?

Now You're Playing With Power!

I love me some metal music, I do.

Enter Powerglove... A completely geek based metal band. Fuck and yeah.

X-Men



Sonic The Hedgehog



And the Goddamn Batman - in which the video has absolutely nothing to do with Batman and is still one of the most awesome music videos ever.



Now excuse me for a moment while I lapse into an awesome-induced coma...

There Seems to be a Zombie on Your Lawn

I would help with that but I'm busy collecting money from my Zen Garden...




If you would like to be a lawn zombie then get yourself over to Lancaster, UK this Sunday and be a part of Safety First's epic finale!

Join the apocolypse here!

What to do in a Zombie Apocolypse

Here is some brilliant advice for you Americans in the event of a zombie apocolypse



But of course here in the UK we don't have ZEMA so look instead to our brave Safety First boys. Good luck chaps...



And don't forget to join the zombie hoard that is descending upon Lancaster this coming Sunday.

I Just Post This Way...

... And come up with the worst post titles on the internet...

Anyways, here are some awesome parodies of Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way':

Many of you may have already seen Magneto perform this acoustic version of 'Born This Way' but what you, quite possibly, won't have seen is the full music video version...




Here is Weird Al Yankovic with the first song from his new album and your nightmare fuel for the rest of the week...




And finally a little something for all you Minecraft fans out there...



(I have not played Minecraft but I have become a Minecraft widow)

Join The Great British Zombie Invasion

Get your frying pans and cricket bats ready because the zombies... are coming...



And now you too can be part of this internet sensation!

Follow the link here if you're available in the Lancaster, UK, area on Sunday 24th July.

And don't forget to catch up on what else the boys have kept the internet safe from on ScrewAttack.

Just Sit Back, Relax, and Nyan

So I moved house... and became distracted by mellow jazz...